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Watch Hansel And Gretel Witch Hunters Online

Watch Hansel And Gretel Witch Hunters Online

Watch Hansel And Gretel Witch Hunters Online

Watch Hansel And Gretel Witch Hunters Online

Watch Hansel And Gretel Witch Hunters Online

Watch Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters Online : It’s a little unclear what the story’s central conflict is supposed to be, beyond the general idea that there are witches out there who need some ass-kicking. But then, who knew the central conflict of The Avengers beyond “there are some aliens out there who need ass-kicking” until we saw it? The CGI-heavy effects look a little fantasy-movie generic, and without much information on the plot it’s hard to know what else to judge it by. [ watch Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters Movie ] But it also looks expensive and imaginative, which is not often something you get to see in the early January release window. Hansel and Gretel was handed a pretty bum deal when Warner Bros. bumped Gangster Squad up to the exact release date, but we’ll see come January whether they manage to attract totally separate audiences with their equally attractive casts of up-and-coming actors. Renner vs. Gosling? The time is now.

Watch Hansel and Gretel Online : Normally we don’t pay a ton of attention to an upcoming film’s MPAA rating. Rarely does the decision of the oft-clueless MPAA tell us much about a film’s content. We prefer to let the films speak for themselves. Yet, when it comes to Tommy Wirkola’s Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, we have to admit that an R-rated version of that dark fairy tale might be more appealing than a watered-down PG-13. So we have good news to share. [ Watch Hansel and Gretel Movie ] The long-delayed action-horror will finally reach theaters on Jan. 11, 2013 with a R rating, as confirmed by Collider. The site says that Paramount tested two versions of Wirkola’s production with preview audiences. But in contradiction to early reports that suggested one tested version was PG-13, Collider says both of Paramount’s cuts were R-rated, and the studio reportedly will go forward with an edgier take on Witch Hunters early next year.

Watch Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters Online : Perhaps it was wise of Paramount to hold off on releasing Witch Hunters, which originally was supposed to reach theaters in March 2012. At that time, star Jeremy Renner was a recognizable actor. His participation in The Avengers and this weekend’s The Bourne Legacy, however, has helped make him a household name. [ Watch Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters Movie ] In the movie, Renner and Gemma Arterton, play grown-up versions of the classic fairy tale characters who now track and kill witches all over the world. The mash-up nature of the premise, however, has us thinking about Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, which bombed horribly at the box office earlier this summer. Perhaps Hansel can create enough distance from Abe to stand on its own two feet? Of course, if Wirkola’s movie is entertaining, then we’ll only compare it to Lincoln in a favorable manner. We’ll see.

Watch Witch Hunters Online : Part of me still isn’t 100% convinced that the movie Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters exists and actually plans to open on Jan. 25. I mean, we’ve been hearing about the hybrid horror-comedy for a long time now. And there were a few promo images that ran online several months ago. But it still sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit birthed shortly after Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opened (and shortly closed) last summer. [ Watch Witch Hunters Movie ] But Paramount and MGM seem dead set on releasing Tommy Wirkola’s Witch Hunters in a few weeks, and this red-band trailer sets up the creature gore audiences should expect. Doesn’t Jeremy Renner have Avengers money now? Can’t he put a few million in a paper bag and just whisper, “Make this thing disappear?” I suppose releasing a movie in the wasteland that is late January essentially has the same effect.

Watch Hansel and Gretel Online : The abandoned by their parents siblings have risen after the flight from the famous Naschwerkfalle preserve superstars. Consequently, they dedicate their lives to fill Crucible, newspapers from their exploits abound and annoying fans. The fame strengthens the ego, and so the petite Gretel (Gemma Arterton) was to biestigen leather bitch, however, maintains Hansel (Jeremy Renner), his reputation as a player prolliger. [ Watch Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters Online ] While the ordinary witch is now hunted by the wayside in a coup, his own past keeps ready the biggest challenge for the witch hunters. ! “You must be fucking kidding me” when Renner and Arterton in the grand final again in front of her childhood trauma, the gingerbread house, and they are a thoughtless escapes, one can only sympathize with them as a spectator – and actually a lot of fun with it. Finally another action flick with cult potential!

Watch Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters Online : As you can see, Renner and Gemma Arterton (Prince of Persia) play the fairy-tale children Hansel and Gretel, who almost ended up in a witch’s oven at a young age. Now grown, they exact revenge on all sorts of witches, leading to Matrix-inspired slow-mo carnage with a driving techno soundtrack. Wirkola turned a few heads by dropping killer Nazis into a conventional zombie movie with Dead Snow. His talents seem suited for Hansel, but the movie’s delays and the weak release date have us concerned. [ Watch Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters Movie ] What do you think? Has the red-band clip, and all of the gore, sold you on the film? Or will you wait for Warm Bodies the following week to get your horror-comedy fix?

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